rehearsal is fun but it’s even more fun when everyone shows up



i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween



dutchster:

i have such a busy schedule. i may have to cut out “studying” to make room for “crying over tv shows” and “4 hour nap”



bigrnac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”



luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it





  • Being sick in Elementary: Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies
  • Being sick in high school: OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO MISS A MATH NOTE AND THEN GET BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND THEN I'LL HAVE LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND OLD AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PARABOLA
  • College: did I have class today


done:

it’s 2014 why can’t we teleport to certain places yet



If I murdered someone, she’s the one I’d call to help me drag the corpse across the living room floor. She’s my person.