lilpunkin:

the thing is literally NO ONE cares if u dont think leggings count as pants. no one. no one cares. everyones gonna keep wearing them as pants. theyre pants. no one cares what u think



reallyreallyreallytrying:

to get a sense of how big the universe is, imagine a window. now imagine a guy leaning in the window and explaining that it’s super big, and huge



officialunitedstates:

to all my spanish speaking followers:  hola

to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out:  don’t worry, I just said “hello”.  maybe someday you too can grasp another language



helpfvl:

me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready 



nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 



unpopuler:

food will never break my heart



hybridthry:

wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation



arbors:

be sensitive and understanding and kind but always remember that u deserve the same 



crunchier:

4am is the new 10pm



prejaculate:

i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry